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Archive for March, 2009

Junglemom escaped the jungle! About frikin time, yo. I’ve been having daily meltdowns over the monsoon rains and needed relief in the form of a long weekend, or “mini-break” on the warm sunny dry beachy side of the island. As Bridget Jones would say, “A mini-break means true love!”
But is a mini-break possible [...]

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I’ve been thinking a lot about brain cells lately because a team of scientists has contacted Jungledad via email, wanting to scan his brain. Its not as flattering as you’d think. Actually, its down-right insulting. They want to scan his brain because they think or hope its been damaged… by the volcano.
Did you know that [...]

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Had a hot date with the Maytag Man yesterday, who was here again about the gnome situation. Different problem, same gnome. No flowers, no chocolates, just a stern suggestion that we extend our warranty. Those gnomes aren’t going anywhere apparently. Grrrrr.
The carburetor gnome is back as well. Despite the fact we have a brand [...]

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We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in style by going on a Guinness bender, and by bender I mean we split one bottle and were too tanked to drink the second. Its embarrassing. What am I, ninety-two? I worked in a pub in London for 4 years- I used to have an unbelievable tolerance. No longer. [...]

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Ahh, Dylan. Great song. Class.
But this post isn’t about that. Its about real hurricanes, or rather, lack there of. Absentee hurricanes cost a fortune, let me tell ya.
For once, we did our taxes early and got our refunds back early, and now their all spent…..on hurricanes that don’t exist. Our mortgage company mandates that we [...]

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There was trouble in the air at the organic market, and this was unusual. I go there fairly frequently for organic milk. There are no dairy cows on the island, so milk must be flown in from thousands of miles away and it costs as much per once as platinum. But you drink it. [...]

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It’s my 100th post boys and girls, and this one’s going out to Mark Twain. In a roundabout way, I have the twinnies to thank for that. They’ve been keeping us so dang busy we haven’t had time to read all the New Yorkers that have been piling up on our bookshelves- until now. We [...]

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There are too many choices nowadays. That’s the problem. That, and the fact that I am too easily seduced. Not by people, by places. Its time we started looking to our next adventure, and we’re torn as to where it will be.
We’ve never feared starting over. And over. And over. But at some point, [...]

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